The Saturday Night Jigsaw Puzzle

so i managed to finalize what actually happened on saturday night after asking various people who were there last nite or happened to bump into me on the road when i was catching a cab.

okay the night went like this.
i was in this bar meeting up with a few friends and that's where i got drunk apparently. yeah that's true coz i dont remember anything after my 3rd long island, i cant hold my drink anymore apparently, totally turned into a light weight. so yes i sang a song with some guy which i think was the waiter, started ranting to random people etc etc. so there i was drunk as a lord and i met this guy called desmond. i dont know how but i got into a cab with him and he dropped me off at whynot, but before i got out of the cab, i shoved a fistful of cash at him and left.

so i got into whynot and managed to get my drink with andy and downed it. that was when i went wild and got up to the stage to dance. the only thing i remembered from there were the bright flashing lights which could probably cause seizures and fits. so yes i was dancing and apparently pulled a couple of people onto the stage and danced with them, got alittle over-friendly according to my sources and was pulled out of the club by andy. i was also saying hello to everyone who walked past me and before i could leave the club, i "planted a wet one" on a friend. so yes i continued to shock and scare passing pedestrians by saying hello and konichiwa and ahnyung.

that was when we managed to catch a cab and i was chatting with the taxi driver about football. i got back to the hotel and that was when the night of the living drunk passed out on his bed. i woke up and had no recollection of what happened the night before, all these facts were gathered from various sources.