Listen & Prey

listen....to the most annoying song in history. yes it's Listen by Beyonce Knowles. first of all cause it's from Dream Girls, the worst movie of all time, i'm sorry man but jazzy and soul musicals with no plots only appeal to no-brainers. and it was a huge hit with sitcoms during the 70s, sorry but please do not bring it back. and the song...has no rhythm, is all over the place and just like every other Beyonce song it's just talking on different pitches.

does the annoyance stop here? no, it doesnt. there's nothing worse than someone who think they can sing a song like that and repeats it a thousand million gajillion times. i swear when Paul and Rafael start the singing the tune, it just makes me want to pick up dirty pieces of silverware and stick it in both my ears.

i'm not an angry teenager (i am way past the age), i think i'm just having a really bad week and seems like the smallest thing just agitate me. but there are some ups throughout my sucky week, like meeting Lyle for the first time last night. an extremely cute guy who not only made my insides stir, but the snake in the basket as well.

speaking of baskets and basket cases, i bought 5 PC games yesterday, 3 of which had a virus in it, 1 which doesnt allow me to play it cause my PC doesnt meet it's game requirements and 1 which is a scary ass alien game called "Prey". it's pretty good, scared the living daylights out of me since there are monsters in there which look remarkably like my nightmare creatures. entertaining. ^_^ i give this game a 3 and a half stars out of 5.

(names have been changed to protect anyone from getting hurt/a big head (literally or non-literally)/killed/gossiping)

Condom Madness

it's been such a bad week for me, it's just not my week man! i called the Proton service centre today and spoke to an incompetant idiot who told me there was a spare window part for my car and so i made an appointment, sat there for half and hour only to find out the guy was lying to me. bastard....i didnt get down his name so i couldnt complain. so i sat there waiting for my father to pick me up and send me to class. my dad came and i left my handphone on my lap and i didnt notice it so i got up and my mobile went flying across the gravel road...and now i cant sms people cause my phone is on the fritz. luckily i could recieve as well as make calls so i got a call from the service guy, telling me that he's gotten the spare part for my car and i could pick it up at 7.

so i got my car and on the way back i wanted to check my pocket for my cigarettes only to find...

yeah...two condoms. much to my suprise...i was like whaaat? how the hell did these condoms get into my pocket? i dont even remember taking any condoms out so who stuffed them in my pocket?


what the hell man? yeap that's my look when i found the condoms in my pocket. so who to use them on...? heh heh heh heh...just kidding. it's funny cause i didnt bring condoms to australia and the thing is...these condoms belonged to me!

yeah it came from my stash of condoms...which seem quite empty now. who the heck has been using my condoms and then putting condoms in my pocket??? please do not tell me my parents are having sex and they need to grab rubbers from me...it seems most likely because i have no recollection of grabbing them and then stuffing them into my pants. or maybe i'm just sexually frustrated so in my sleep i grab rubbers and them secretly put them into my pocket...just in case. ^_^

if i had to go with any explanation...i'd go with the sexually frustrated one.

Theives & Robbers

my car window got smashed into a couple of hours ago. bloody hell, i'm so angry and so upset. the thing is i left my wallet and my handphone as well as my iPod in my car and guess what they took? they smashed my driver's seat window and then took my bag which contained my Media Audience text book as well my notes and a pen, and then they took my cd pouch.

who the hell takes a CD pouch?? i swear theives are getting dumber and dumber by the day. i can imagine them going "no no no, dont take the wallet or the handphone, we'll take a bag full of books and his cd pouch so he will never pass his media audience subject and not have good songs to listen to while he's driving!"

seriously...a CD pouch? fine. my bag? i get it. there could be valuables inside, but my CD pouch? why....why would u do that? well i do thank God for their dumbness cause i still have my wallet and my handphone as well as my iPod.

speaking of stealing, there was a robbery in sydney where theives broke into a car and rammed the car into a Gucci outlet on Castlereagh Street and then stole handbags and sunnies. the australian police thinks it's related to the break in at Louis Vuitton a couple of days ago.

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DUH! of course it's related. they're targetting luxury brands dumbasses. these robbers gotta be either gay men who cant sell their asses cause they butt ugly or str8 men or women with very very good sense of fashion and taste. at least the robbers in australia have taste....unlike the ones in Malaysia....it's a friggin CD pouch damnit! dont break my car window for a damn CD pouch! if u want CDs i'll buy u the Shakira, Whitney, Mariah albums, all the CDs from the discounted bin! -_-; sigh...it's gonna be a long day tomorow...

Ace Of Hearts

i think i'm falling in love again, but this time i know we sort of cant be together. basically cause we live in different countries and secondly, i dont believe in long distance. i dont understand, are the guys outside malaysia alot better or have i gotten jaded with the malaysian men here? i seem to always fall for guys that dont live in the same country.

M for instance, singaporean, met him in LQ and found out he has a boyfriend. now broken up with his boyfriend and we both want each other. from time to time when he msgs me, i do miss him. well actually it's more like an ache in the heart, the cause being knowing that we both have feelings for each other but cant see each other.

A, korean living in thailand, both have feelings for each other and wanted more than a summer fling. unfortunately it ended quite abruptly after some ex-friends/fiends got in the way of our "relationship". i watched him cry when we were holding each other, thanking God that he found someone like me, but that was a long time ago. i still think of him fondly...

D, taiwanese, staying here for a couple of months but leaving. i dont believe in short term relationships. he is sweet though, always contacting me and cooking for me. i feel so pampered around him and i hope that he feels the same way i do cause i do try.

D, sabahan, charming guy who won my affection by being caring and incredibly sweet, doing things for me not even my exes would do. he has touched my heart with his actions and apparently i have touched his.

N, the recent one, singaporean, tall and dreamy, i think i am falling really hard for him and it's hard cause he lives in Australia and i'm stuck here. plus i'm trying really hard to detach myself from him but i think about him quite a bit. for that brief moment when i was watching him asleep and breathing heavily in my arms, i could picture us living together and having the life that i want. of course i could never tell him this, it's too much for someone to digest, especially when he's not thinking the same way as i am.

i really do not understand why i get myself into things like these, where i know the outcome wont turn out fantastic and it would be alot tougher than most relationships so therefore i try to be cold and emotionless so i dont get hurt.

i do not want to take a gamble and bet my heart when i know there's a 99.99% chance that i would probably lose it to another guy. why would i want to play a game when i know the house always win?

Sydney Blues Into Sydney Woo Hoos

here i am, sitting in an internet cafe on george street on a lazy sunday afternoon with nothing to do. the weather here is completely crazy, when i got here it was freakin hot, and now it's cold and wet since it was raining. apart from crazy weather there's basically nothing to do apart from catch up with old friends and have a drink with them. so this is how my coming out conversation went with my best friend:

"yeah the bartender is so hot, i would wanna nuzzle my head into her breasts," KJ said.

"uh...okay," i said giving KJ weird looks.

"dont tell me u dont find her hot, she keeps coming over here and serving us trying to chat us up," he said with a smirk.

"she's hot. oh and btw i'm dating a few guys back in malaysia."

"....what? yeah rite. dont fuck around with me," KJ said with a big laugh.

"i'm not kidding u, KJ, i'm gay."

"....oohhhh okay, that's a joke rite? it's a joke! hahaha i dont get it..." he said.

"i'm gay. i like guys. i dont like girls."

"really? but u check out girls with me last time." he said with a shocked look on his face.

"yeah, i check out girls. am i not allowed to?"

"no, i'm not saying that....and u had straight porn in ur room as well!"

"yeah...i have straight porn. i check out the guys more than i check out the girls."

"....okay..."

he then picked up his beer and started drinking. it was silent about 5 minutes before i broke the ice and said:

"are u thinking about me having a crush on u or trying to mack on u?"

".......yes" he said

"KJ, u're not my type."

"oh thank god."

and that's how the conversation went. so we sat there and had a few laughs about me being gay and drinking beer and walking like a penguin and getting fat, blah blah blah. it's weird telling him cause i kept on picturing it in my head that he would say, yeah i already know.

anyways moving along i met a couple of really nice guys here, and they're not as bitchy as u would expect the Sydney Gays to be like. trust me australian gay men are the worst when it comes to bitchiness. especially the asians because

1) they think they have the money and the status to study overseas
2) they believe themselves to be hot and everyone wants them (narcism anyone?)
3) they think they're educated when actually they're not
4) therefore they think they're better than their fellow asian gay men

pretentious? that's for u to decide.

Odd Talk

i had the most intriguing and funniest conversation with my mother which left me laughing on the way back up to my room. it started with me coming back home and walking to the kitchen to grab a bottle of water. i saw her sitting down and having a little midnight snack.

"hi mummy," i said.

"so late, what were u doing?" she replied without looking at me.

so i said, "i was out the whole day with my friends." then she mumbled something i couldnt hear, so i ignored her.

then she popped the question. she asked me, "why is there a durex pleasure enhancing lubricant bottle in ur room?"

i was shocked. she went through my room? well it's partially my fault cause i dont hide any of these stuff. so i took a sip from my bottle and said, "mummy, is it really hard to imagine me having a sex life?"

then she said, "i dont approve of what u're doing. so what? people put their pee pees in ur asshole?"

so i gave her an odd stare and she continued by saying, "u know KH, that if u continue on like this, when u're older u wouldnt be able to control ur anus anymore. it will be so loose that u cannot control ur bowel movements."

she apparently thinks i get fucked...ALOT. which is pretty much true cause i got screwed by my exes alot (non-literally). how rude, i'm versatile for heaven's sake, i fuck people too u know. anyways i stared at her; shocked with her ignorance.

so i rolled my eyes and then left saying, "i really dont wanna talk to u if u're gonna be so ignorant."

then she replied, "u better not play play."

Gay Mafia

i had the most intense dream about being chased by the gay mafia. this time it was my friends who were part of it cause they had no choice.

anyways the dream started abruptly, i was being followed by this mysterious stranger in a mall and suddenly i hop into my car and locked it. the stranger (who turned out to be Sam in a trenchcoat) got into a car infront of me with Michael at the back of the car and someone sitting in the passenger seat. i looked into my rearview mirror and i saw this car coming fast and straight at me, which was funny cause i was side parked. anyways the car rammed at me in full force and i hit the car with sam and michael in it. so i knew something was wrong and i started the engine and sped off. it was a high speed car chase, the ones u see in the movies where u swerve and dodge cars like crazy. so finally i ran out of petrol and i lost the insane car guy, i saw a 5 star hotel (i think it was the hilton, but it was definitely classier) and ran into it.

with my credit card i got myself a room. i went up the elevator and changed into a different outfit got back into the elevator to head back down to the lobby. then the elevator stopped, and since it was clear glass i could see the people outside wondering what was happening. then i saw them being ushered by a whole bunch of police. i pulled out my magazine and pretended to read, while this officer broke open the door and asked to see I.D.s. i gave my I.D. and then hid my face behind the magazine. he then grabbed me and forced me out the elevator and onto this high top table where i waited to see the gay mafia ring leader.

the ring leader was no other than Biau Jie, this friend of mine. and she was with her "kids" and a nanny and she sat across from me. i asked her why she was trying to kill me and she said that i knew too much and was going around telling people about it. i didnt understand...what was IT? then Sam appeared along with my other friends and i told BJ that it was me, i never said anything ya hear?!!? then she said, "well someone did...and if it's not u...then it's U!"

she pointed at sam and immediately his head exploded. BJ really does have magical powers. so she apologised for the rough time that she has been giving me and left. then i woke up cause my phone started ringing. damn gay men with their incessant need to call me....