A Simple Kiss

i know i've been writing quite a bit about kissing lately, so this is my...i think 5th? or 100th installment of what the perfect kiss is. i'm not saying that i'm a great kisser, i'm not saying that i'm the best kisser in the world but i'm pretty decent when it comes to kissing...so here goes

kissing should be intimate at first, the locking of two lips, the soft sound of the lower lip parting away from the higher lip. the tip of the tongue slowly licking the top/bottom lips and retreating back into the mouth. this is what i call an intimate kiss, where u actually feel the connection between urself and ur partner. for me this is the best part of kissing and as i wrote earlier before in my entries, i crave and yearn for kisses like these.

the next part is the french kiss, or what i would like to call passionate kiss. it's when the tongue comes into play and when both tongues come together, it's like the flicker of the tips of the tongue. i dont think it should be very long so for me i tend to let it mingle for a few seconds before pulling it back.

Kissing No Nos

this i must say is what guys usually do and i havent exactly kissed all the guys out there but i have kissed a fair share and i do declare that some are horrid, but this is purely for entertainment reasons, doesnt mean that people dont enjoy it. just that i dont....anyways let's continue

i believe the sucking of both the lips are a no no. it's like someone's trying to enhale both ur lips and it kinda hurts. plus u get saliva everywhere and i'm sorry to say but sometimes u get the smell of bad saliva and it's a really big turn off.

oh rite...on the topic of sucking...no one should ever try and suck the tongue with full force. that's just painful and it's...just not good.

thirdly, no one should just stick their tongue inside someone else's mouth and just leave it there. it's like a cold fish and it's not exactly "kiss-friendly". i just think that it's rude.

okay last Kissing No Nos: do not even try to lick everything u see. the lips, the cheeks, the face, the nose, etc etc. that is just foul...especially when u've eaten something nasty like GARLIC or DURIAN or some crap. that's one thing i cannot tolerate.

So there you go, your very own Ethan's Kissing Tips Class 101.