Vote For Me

firstly: a warm thank you and a great big hug from me to my dear readers and my good friends. it's good to know someone out there still cares for u even though ur supposed "real" friends dont give a damn about whatever happens.

so i've been trying to get my life back on track again, the loss of my phone has struck me with a harsh blow towards my social life and my emotions. basically coz i connect my phone to my past and having my phone stolen is like having my past stolen by a complete stranger. but as a good friend said, take the loss of ur phone as the loss of all ur problems. strangely enough i do feel uplifted, as if my slate has been wiped clean. i feel like it is time to let go of my past as i preach to other people but never do it myself. it's time to dig a hole for my memories and my pain and cover it up with dirt. i will dig it up one day and reminisce, hopefully by then my braincells would still be working.

so moving on is good isnt it? i feel like now i've been given a second chance, to dominate the world and take away capitalism and impose communism. yes i'm a Gay Communist, i want to wear the same shirt that everyone wears and have no fashion sense. ^_^ actually communism does look good on paper...

i think i would make a good leader/president. yeah i would make all my associates and the people under me (literally "under" me) turn gay, they would have to go for a gay test to see if they pass on being gay. my militia would be armed with feminist butch lesbians cause they're scary and whoever dares oppose me will be thrown into a S&M dungeon unless they are into S&M then i'll throw them into a Scat/Golden Shower cell where they'll be swimming constantly in a vat of green shit and yellow piss.

drug users/abusers will be punished if caught. they will have a punishment which i call Death By Drugs (literally), where they have to consume 10 E tablets, 5 doses of cocaine, two bottles of poppers shoved up their nostrils and 500g of morphine straight into their blood system.

sex offenders/paedophiles will also get punished. if caught they will go through a series of molestation and sodomy done by proffessional deformed 12 year olds with 11 inch cocks. yes it will not be a pretty sight.

every saturday will be declared Gay Day and there'll be parties with different themes held at the end of every month. all bars and clubs will be considered gay bars and gay clubs. there'll only be one bar and club for straighties.

so vote for me: your favourite Gay Communist - Ethan Lim