No. of Cigarettes: 14
Amount of Alcohol: 4 Long Islands & 2 Mai Tais
Current Mood: Psyched!
Yayyy~~~ another few more hours and i'll be on a plane to Phuck-et! psyched and ready, my bags are all stuffed with shirts, shorts, underwear, condoms and lube. huahahah just kidding. i'm not planning to have sex there, i'm just gonna fill condoms up with water and lube them up nicely and then dump then on oblivious passer-bys or roll them down the hill. tee hee~ i'm notti and i know it.
so phuck-et it is! and hello to u guys who i'm gonna meet there~ hope u wont be stunned and shocked by how awful and terrible i look (i havent been sleeping for days) and hope u wont take into offense for me and my drunk friends, so this is an apology note for u guys for:
1) talking out of our ass
2) puking (either in or on you)
3) passing out on the dancefloor or on the beach
4) screaming and shrieking on the top of our lungs
5) accidently falling on ur privates (that happens often....or so i've heard...tee hee!)
please dont file any lawsuits against us and we will make life interesting for u.
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