If I.....

If i were a month, i would be:
June

If i were a day of the week, i would be:
Friday

If i were a time of day, i would be:
7AM

If i were a planet, i would be:
Neptune

If i were a direction, i would be:
Right

If i were a liquid, i would be:
Water

If i were a stone, i would be:
Pearl

If i were a flower/plant, i would be:
Jasmine

If i were a kind of weather, i would be:
Unpredictable & tempermental

If i were a mythical creature, i would be:
Phoenix

If i were a sound, i would be:
Silence

If i were a song, i would be:
Tori Amos' haunting song, Sleeps With Butterflies

If i were a position, i would be:
Doggy-style

If i were a place, i would be:
Utopia

If i were a subject, i would be:
Subjected

If i were a sauce, i would be:
Yummy

If i were a food, I would be:
The fish with the bones that gets stuck in your throat

If i were a car, i would be:
BMW 5 Series

If i were a slogan, I would be:
Enter Here or No Parking

If i were a religion, i would be:
Wiccan

If i were a word, i would be:
Dream

If i were a taste, i would be:
Bittersweet

If i were a music instrument, i would be:
Guitar

If i were a movie, i would be directed by:
Wong Kar Wai

If i were a book, i would be written by:
Stephen King

If i could be anything in the world, i would be:
Snow