Condom Madness

it's been such a bad week for me, it's just not my week man! i called the Proton service centre today and spoke to an incompetant idiot who told me there was a spare window part for my car and so i made an appointment, sat there for half and hour only to find out the guy was lying to me. bastard....i didnt get down his name so i couldnt complain. so i sat there waiting for my father to pick me up and send me to class. my dad came and i left my handphone on my lap and i didnt notice it so i got up and my mobile went flying across the gravel road...and now i cant sms people cause my phone is on the fritz. luckily i could recieve as well as make calls so i got a call from the service guy, telling me that he's gotten the spare part for my car and i could pick it up at 7.

so i got my car and on the way back i wanted to check my pocket for my cigarettes only to find...

yeah...two condoms. much to my suprise...i was like whaaat? how the hell did these condoms get into my pocket? i dont even remember taking any condoms out so who stuffed them in my pocket?


what the hell man? yeap that's my look when i found the condoms in my pocket. so who to use them on...? heh heh heh heh...just kidding. it's funny cause i didnt bring condoms to australia and the thing is...these condoms belonged to me!

yeah it came from my stash of condoms...which seem quite empty now. who the heck has been using my condoms and then putting condoms in my pocket??? please do not tell me my parents are having sex and they need to grab rubbers from me...it seems most likely because i have no recollection of grabbing them and then stuffing them into my pants. or maybe i'm just sexually frustrated so in my sleep i grab rubbers and them secretly put them into my pocket...just in case. ^_^

if i had to go with any explanation...i'd go with the sexually frustrated one.