here i am, sitting in an internet cafe on george street on a lazy sunday afternoon with nothing to do. the weather here is completely crazy, when i got here it was freakin hot, and now it's cold and wet since it was raining. apart from crazy weather there's basically nothing to do apart from catch up with old friends and have a drink with them. so this is how my coming out conversation went with my best friend:
"yeah the bartender is so hot, i would wanna nuzzle my head into her breasts," KJ said.
"uh...okay," i said giving KJ weird looks.
"dont tell me u dont find her hot, she keeps coming over here and serving us trying to chat us up," he said with a smirk.
"she's hot. oh and btw i'm dating a few guys back in malaysia."
"....what? yeah rite. dont fuck around with me," KJ said with a big laugh.
"i'm not kidding u, KJ, i'm gay."
"....oohhhh okay, that's a joke rite? it's a joke! hahaha i dont get it..." he said.
"i'm gay. i like guys. i dont like girls."
"really? but u check out girls with me last time." he said with a shocked look on his face.
"yeah, i check out girls. am i not allowed to?"
"no, i'm not saying that....and u had straight porn in ur room as well!"
"yeah...i have straight porn. i check out the guys more than i check out the girls."
"....okay..."
he then picked up his beer and started drinking. it was silent about 5 minutes before i broke the ice and said:
"are u thinking about me having a crush on u or trying to mack on u?"
".......yes" he said
"KJ, u're not my type."
"oh thank god."
and that's how the conversation went. so we sat there and had a few laughs about me being gay and drinking beer and walking like a penguin and getting fat, blah blah blah. it's weird telling him cause i kept on picturing it in my head that he would say, yeah i already know.
anyways moving along i met a couple of really nice guys here, and they're not as bitchy as u would expect the Sydney Gays to be like. trust me australian gay men are the worst when it comes to bitchiness. especially the asians because
1) they think they have the money and the status to study overseas
2) they believe themselves to be hot and everyone wants them (narcism anyone?)
3) they think they're educated when actually they're not
4) therefore they think they're better than their fellow asian gay men
pretentious? that's for u to decide.
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